Mickey

I just don't get why you're so obsessed.

Anyway.

The last time I actually saw you was exactly a week ago.  I walked in the door at Grandad and Grammy's (is that what you're calling her?  I don't even know), and within the first minute, I just had to see the new thing you're insisting on doing.

I guess we won't even get into why Mickey is a vampire (although... what the HECK Disney?!).  But for whatever reason, you are insisting that Mickey is now pooping and needs diapers.  Maybe this is a good transition for you; you could actually become house trained.  I have my doubts as to your sanity (or imagination) though because they showed me that you're insisting on diapers for your other stuffed Mickey doll, but that's it. 

If Mickey's pooping, why isn't Minnie?  This is the 21st century Jaxson!